Hiccup Blues........

Well my dear friends..........whoever you are...excuse my follies in my first attempt at this public platform........After four years of a life within a life, which is how i define my adventure in the awe-inspiring shrine of boys' hostel in a residential engineering college, maybe its time to reflect upon an intricate part of it: drinking!!!Someone had said quite wisely...wether the wisdom was infused by the same wonder spirit..that is beyond the scope of my understanding...."The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour. Sobriety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes".......indeed that cannot be more true for gladiators like us.......Alchohol, as reality suggests teaches us to reconcile to the sad realities of life, now if for once we overlook the philosophical aspect of the diction, it is all the more factual......a common crisis in the hostel labyrinth is the so called "breakup".....the day you actually become free from the manacles of your so called "better half" who have saintly added some extra holes in your pocket and quaintly looked from the corner of the eyes with a look of connoisseur upon a dagguereo type masterpiece. And trust me people have quite ingenious ways of 'celebrating' the deliverance;some of them sneer........the inteligentfew try to overlook the fact that scores of other vultures are actually gloating over something new to miam time with,and maybe one of 'em even trying to barge in between to smite or be smitten by the same Cupid's arrows that had once pricked him..........and he just cant help feeling sorry for Cupid.....so much blood in his hand!!!!!!Now buggers who have actually spent the long way with me may know whom i am referrin to .......or maybe sweat under theirbeard, for the same apllies to them as well........in that case ...my apologies......it is unintensional and what i call"professional hazards!!!!"
Theres only one way to get past it:ALCHOHOL!!!
As an "almost eyewitness".....which is how I describe "I heard"....there are even some mystic soules who weep their heart out by the poster of a 'post hyper pubescent high school singer'who actually calls herself a rockstar(god!!!) and wonders why he is the one!!!!!!!Well excuse me if it was too directbut hey....isnt that a wonderful way to ease your heart out???Again the Abbot of Barley and Mollases takes its course.....and the lesser mortalsactually banishes the liquour as a taboo and looks down upon it like a horse upon a grilled kabab!!!!God,wats the world coming to!!!
As reality suggests......there need not be any predefined occasion for this wonder spirit.........a hot day certainly needs a swig of vodka.....a chilly evening gets sweet by a few drops of brandy.........a lonely dusk certainly calls for whiskey....or....hey buddies get a life and take a sip!!
So maybe it is time for me to 'sod off' and escape the wrath of the "sobers" and reconcile to my haven of 'quarter.....semi...and un-consiousness' and leave the nobles to think about newer plots to usher this spirit out of their life and the 'not so nobles' to quietly ponder upon the virtue of the mysticriver on the tributoties of their veins..................cheers!!!