Weired timings....

picture yourself in a bamboo - shoot boat,
with tambourine plays in your ear.
slip out of your mind and slip out of the boat,
a great white shark wails at your rear.
picture yourself by a great white bad shark,
with tambourine plays in your ear.
the shark had had bunny, pain in the tummy,
you pat and say "hey mate don't fear".
picture yourself by the city medic store,
with tambourine plays in your ear.
the great white shark cries, "I shouldnt have those fries",
the doctor says "hold on oh dear!!"
picture yourself with a healthy white shark,
with tambourine plays in your ear.
"let's eat you my friend", the shark wags its end,
You say "join me, my home is near" .
picture yourself by the shiny new forks,
with tambourine plays in your ear.
"how do we start??", says the big white shark,
"with seafish" you shout - thats when the shark knew whats fear!!!

Somewhere....

" I will be there......yeah!!!"

Feb 15th.....6 more days..!!!!

And then there was light!!! It was almost surreal to see the birth of light in a dark dank world.....a galaxy in which there are no stars............the pefect absolute dark void, reasonably pleasant slightly lonely, infact very lonely, but somewhat satisfied comfort of anonymity.....several things in mind, but somehow even forcibly trying to forget them for just a couple of hours, willing to believe self - pittance might not be the easiest way, and willing to ponder on those more difficult ways, the improbable ways,ludicrously impossible life from the present life, numerous 'what ifs', few pangs and more smirks, all so clear in the black world in front of the eye, the kind of darkness which only a stupid astronaut having lost his way in the un-lit side of the earth would have felt.
It is ironic I dont remember which stanza of 'light my fire' it was, but I saw an almost transluscent patch of white light in front of me, it was almost ethereal, I realized it was coming from the ceiling, I was amazed at the impossibility of the situation, it was mystic, it was funny, this race with sanity and trance, untill sanity won as I realized with a jarring ringtone that it was my ringing cell phone's light reflected from the ceiling

"......c'mon baby light my fire.....!!!"

An air of Tranquility

The only thing that I remember clearly from last night is making of the perfect ideal airlines of the world with lowest possible "on - air" crew. I admit things have changed over last eighteen months.......and I certainly do travel a lot by plane rather than my college days where I used the train.To be honest, I had never travelled in a plane untill last eighteen months......not that I have found a secret gold mine, but yes I do travell in air.......mostly in credits. So, any ways, in college, I preferred the more mundane means of travel, mostly without ticket......which I believe is not possible on air!!So, yes, I guess things have changed.......that and an awful lot of downloaded episodes of "The Moment of truth"!!So framed, yet surprisingly catchy in a silly- wicked- perversely- satisfied kind of way!! I guess recent events do affectyour thoughts.
So we devised the ideal and most economical airlines. I would like to believe it is still hypothetical and I would appreciate if it remains that way for the rest of my life, but objectively speaking, it is not really hypothetical.I believe the cost of the airlines is because, other than the fact that it is actually on air, is because of its supposedly highly trained air crew.....

"...please fasten your seatbelts.....inflatable seats.....please put on your mask before helping others.......we have smoke detectors installed in your toilets".......

I guess these lines are infact pretty expensive!!!So we figured,reduction of 'on - air' crew will most definitely reduce the air-fare....and there it was.....

'Air Tranquility'.....the new ideal, energy-saving, the most economic airlines......actually I thought of the name just now. I thought, with sufficient amount of automation, a meaningful lot of software programming and sometime, pure brute force, it is infact possible to have an air-craft in which all other person, except the pilot is tranquilized!!!There cannot be a more fitting name to the airlines! I mean just think about it, a plane with all passenjers tranquilized, doped,out cold for the duration of flight......all strapped in the airport during take-off.....kids esepecially, or bloody first-timerstrying to act non-commital machos, they again wake up at their destination, such would be the pre-progammed amout of tranquilizer that would be shoved up their bottoms when they swipe their encoded one time expendable boarding passes and take their seats during the take off. That means no chance of those straps getting unbuckled, so no stupid demo required,no conscious passenjers, so no coffee, tea or stupid one-fifty rupees stale sandwitches (personally verified fact), no need of maintaining any toilet other than the one small one for the pilot, just in case before an eventual crash, no oxygen masks because in an average day,if you are in need of an oxygen mask some thousand feet above the ground, chances are high that you will die in any case eventually,no reading lights, no special chairs with retractable seats, no light in the plane except the one in the cockpit and of-course the wings, in fact not a single thing except maybe, you know, just for safety, Jim Morisson in low volume. And no air hostesses!!! You save energy, you save man-power,you do less pollution,you reduce if not eliminate totally the threat of highjacking ( I am not disallowing the possibility of the pilot being the high-jacker or even smugglin' one....we can put another few cops at the security) you save oxygen, you save the Earth.....!!!!!

Can you imagine? I actually agreed to donate seven rupees a day for a Green House shit!!??