The reason.....

This evening I had the fancy to change my daily routine.....I decided not be online
bugging other buggers......so I sat down with an old weekly thinking no particular thoughts
and paying no great attention to what was scribbled on it..............however,for once I
happened to glance down upon it and wow.....I mean WOW......its amazing how people spend their
leisure...and they actually enjoy doing them.......as if life is short of things to do.......

So it said .....in rather overly endearing terms of an old crone by her newlyborn grandson......
someone had actually researched and surveyed why people used expletives......and why people almost felt happy about it....
He was somewhere from the west(what more can you expect...a sudden appearance of the sun after months of
murky clouds can trigger a lot of fancies).......what the hell!!I mean why on earth would you use expletives??
Some things you just accept....it happens.....you use the 'f-word' when you are pissed,when you are happy,when you are drunk......bloody when not!!!??Whats the point in thinking why you use it??As if some disciplinary committee of some high school may design a diction to 'solve' the habit!!And following this train of outrageously useless thoughts I came upon...in my mind of course...a scene from our very own hostel which has cradled me
for four long years and trust me ,done wonders to my vocab.......it was some lazy hazy days in the labyrinth
of the Boys' Hostel....and somewhere within the bowels of the building in some room filled with cigarette smoke and loud music and a handful of shabbily cladded boys divided into two groups ....one backing a skinny balding guy uttering with attrocious finesse and velocity the most unheard of expletives(yeah Banerjee,my finger points at you)....and the other more smirking group hiding their grins under the mask of sobriety like a corrupted Pope and trying to be rational at some poor fellow cowering with a rue look of a lame and skinned yellow dog.....
and only one individual cunnigly manipulating the later to retaliate against the verbal onslaught(yeah,Bhandari
whom else do you think I mean??).....................so the point is you be a part and thoroughly enjoy the monologues of the vice...........it is rather immaterial and a useless quest to think if there is any mathematically
immaculate reason behind it............it is as simple as "you get infinite when you divide by zero,so don't divide by it at all"........the more wiser sections of the society may well scoff down upon with more disgust than a buffalo upon a sausage.....but the truth is ....you use expletives because "it works".....and thats all you need to know......